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Ok, I was extremely bored and told to do this.
Try going on google.co.uk and click on advanced search.In the exact phrase field type in (with quotation marks) "yourname is".
Here's what I got:

Rachel, is that you?
(Why yes it is! :P)

Rachel is late
(Oh dear! V.V)

Rachel is found in Genesis chapters 29-35

Rachel is the editor of IntellectualConservative.com

Rachel is sitting in the window

Rachel is a Deputy Director at IFS

Rachel is on the far right
(Yesh! Over here! *Vague hand gesturing*)

Rachel is not forgotten
(Awwwwww)

Rachel is a set of SMP machines
(O.o)

Rachel is available online

Rachel is currently on maternity leave until the beginning of 2006
(I'm preganant? o.O)

Rachel is bought for eighteen dollars
(Just eighteen dollars? V.V I feel unloved)

Rachel is unable to manifest
(I'm so ashamed V.V)

Rachel is a New Yorker who relocates to Southern California after another bad
breakup
(*Sniffle*)

Rachel is happy in her relationship with Christine
(I love you Christine! :P)

Rachel is a junior at UNH with a passion for learning
(I'm such a lil nerd :P)

Rachel is an open-source resource loading toolkit that makes resource loading
for Java Web Start/JNLP easy
(I'm a whatty?? :S)

Rachel is addicted to drugs and alcohol and nearly ruins her life
(I'm such a washout :'( )

Rachel is back!
(Muhaha! You'll never get rid of ME! :P)

Rachel is just a scatter of mobile homes and there is nothing much to see
(Charming! V.V)

Rachel is naturally troubled by his looks, and further bothered by a series of
accidents
(Hobbit's not the only one who's gender changes according to the weather o.O)

Rachel is flanked by tough-talking men with hard-voweled names
(Yah, so you better watch it! Never piss off men with hard-voweled names *shakes head*)

Rachel is posted here
(Weeeeeee! Through the letterbox! :D)

Rachel is not likely to recover any function of her vocal cords
(Good for everyone else then o.O)

Rachel is a real girl
(Look Gepetto! I'm a real live girl! :D)

Rachel is so sad that Ross still can't tell her the truth
(Why Ross?! Why?! *Sob*)

Rachel is much more educated about AIDS
(Indeed! I'm in the know now! :D)

Rachel is my alter ego

Rachel is looking for the place that she would die without
(I am? :S)

Rachel is the spiritual matriarch of the Jewish People
(Yes I'm such a great rolemodel lol)

Rachel is a soft furred tortoise-shell female cat with lovely bright gold eyes and a beautiful face
(Meowww! :D)

What I got for Hobbit:

Hobbit is the last person one would expect to see

Hobbit is based partially on Icelandic mythology

Hobbit is appealing on several levels
(So true ;P)

Hobbit is relatively more of a light-hearted romp
(Light hearted romping! :D)

Hobbit is a real species
(Of course he's real silly! V.V)

Hobbit is generally quite faithful

Hobbit is smoking in his porchway
(Tut tut Hobbit!)

Hobbit is foolishly revealing their story to strangers
(You shouldn't talk to strangers Hobbit :( )

Hobbit is in error
(Noooooo! I broke the Hobbit! :( )

Hobbit is a great catch if you are looking to entertain your children this summer
(I want one! :D)

Hobbit is an overwriting, stealth, memory resident, file infecting virus
(O.O? Hobbit infects files?)

Hobbit is not a deformed human or someone suffering from a brain disorder known as microcephaly
(Lets hope so O.o)

Hobbit is generally regarded as the bastard child
(Awwwwww! :( )

Hobbit is a commercial and critical success
(Indeed :D)

Hobbit is here
(He is?! Where?! *looks madly around*)

Hobbit is a flawless masterpiece
(My flawless Hobbit :D ;) )

Hobbit is a creature that lives in holes in the ground
(Very nice holes they are too :D )

Hobbit is rare and about half the size of a normal man
(He's rare but he's not that small! :( )

Hobbit is unlikely to make anyone’s list of favorite games
(You've probably shattered his lil dream now :( )

Hobbit is the best of the bunch
(True! :D)

Hobbit is the Australian scientist's team leader Mike Moorwood
(:S? Lol)

Hobbit is a common venue for local musical acts
(A COMMON venue?:O)

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